THIS is why I vaccinate →
The kid’s first acoustic single, “Spitty McGee.”
the boy thinks he can play the guitar. i will not be calling him ‘Rock...– via my twitter. I’m realizing that we probably should have gone the hipster route and made ‘Strummer’ his middle name. WELP!
The boy and I invented a new game - American Babystand– Dudeguy These are the days I wish I wasn’t at work. I need this on film. Now.
robot-heart asked: Oversupply is an actual problem. =\
idruther asked: Really?! Too much breast milk? Is that even a thing? I'm sorry, but that is ridiculous. My 7 mo old wouldn't eat any food (other than BM), even puree until yesterday. I gave her a rice biscuit and she chowed down. Today she ate pears. Every child is an individual. I swear, webmd has been better to me than almost any real life doctor. :(
Gyro bowl = fail The boy managed to spill all of the O’s out of the gyro...– Dudeguy
Dudeguy took him to the doc and celebrated with a shot in the boy’s thigh. He took it like a G. The pediatrician ghost read me for not feeding him enough non-pureed food and for giving him too much breast milk. And for doing the same throughout the night. This woman thinks I like being awakened by a rooting child multiple times a night. She crazy. He’s crawling ALL OVER THE...
Yesterday the kid was on the bed near the foot where his crib (that he never sleeps in…) is. He pulls himself up to standing. Then he starts cruising. I, never having witnessed this, call out to dudeguy. ”#^&*!UJ!!! HE’S CRUISING!!!!! BABE, COME SEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Dudeguy lumbers over. “He does stuff like that all the time.” “He does?” ...
HE’S CRAWLING!!! Oh no…he’s crawling…SHIT!