July 2012
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Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Politician: ...
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
Jul 26th
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“Hoggie was in his crib chirping and playing… I was playing chess on my...”
– - Dudeguy The kid has jokes…and nudist tendencies. 
Jul 24th
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“The boy just went to sleep. He gave the diaper a big splat of pooh, broke two...”
– -Dudeguy. This is what happens when you EC part time.  Babies know the difference.  LMAO. 
Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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10 Things Most Americans Don't Know About America →
Not baby related, but OH SO RELEVANT.
Jul 20th
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BOOBS
READ.THIS.BOOK. Breasts: A natural and unnatural history by Florence Williams.  Enlightening and terrifying.  
Jul 20th
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11 months
The boy: almost killed me.  Dudeguy caught him chewing on a nickel.  I cried because I wasn’t even thinking of checking in on him (he was in the baby jail) and we wouldn’t have known if the unthinkable happened. (note to self: DON’T LAY CLOTHES OVER THE SIDE OF THE BABY JAIL) is small.  Really small.  Like…in the 5 - 10% small.  He makes up for it in looks and humor...
Jul 17th
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WatchWatch
Baby Blair Witch Project
Jul 7th
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 2nd
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Lullabies
I was having a hard time putting the kid down to sleep last night.  He usually fights it, and eventually succumbs after a bribe of breast milk, but tonight was an exception.  I finally was able to corral him on the bed, curled up with him and patted him on the tummy.  Turned out the lights out around the house.  After a few minutes, I looked down and saw that his eyes were still wide open.   ...
Jul 2nd
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