April 2012
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The kid’s first acoustic single, “Spitty McGee.”
Apr 29th
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“the boy thinks he can play the guitar. i will not be calling him ‘Rock...”
– via my twitter.  I’m realizing that we probably should have gone the hipster route and made ‘Strummer’ his middle name.  WELP!
Apr 27th
“The boy and I invented a new game - American Babystand”
– Dudeguy These are the days I wish I wasn’t at work.  I need this on film.  Now.  
Apr 26th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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robot-heart asked: Oversupply is an actual problem. =\
Apr 19th
idruther asked: Really?! Too much breast milk? Is that even a thing? I'm sorry, but that is ridiculous. My 7 mo old wouldn't eat any food (other than BM), even puree until yesterday. I gave her a rice biscuit and she chowed down. Today she ate pears. Every child is an individual. I swear, webmd has been better to me than almost any real life doctor. :(
Apr 19th
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“Gyro bowl = fail The boy managed to spill all of the O’s out of the gyro...”
– Dudeguy
Apr 19th
8 Months
Dudeguy took him to the doc and celebrated with a shot in the boy’s thigh.  He took it like a G.  The pediatrician ghost read me for not feeding him enough non-pureed food and for giving him too much breast milk.  And for doing the same throughout the night.  This woman thinks I like being awakened by a rooting child multiple times a night.  She crazy.   He’s crawling ALL OVER THE...
Apr 18th
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Sir...
Yesterday the kid was on the bed near the foot where his crib (that he never sleeps in…) is.  He pulls himself up to standing.  Then he starts cruising.   I, never having witnessed this, call out to dudeguy. ”#^&*!UJ!!!  HE’S CRUISING!!!!! BABE, COME SEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Dudeguy lumbers over. “He does stuff like that all the time.” “He does?” ...
Apr 13th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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“HE’S CRAWLING!!! Oh no…he’s crawling…SHIT!”
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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March 2012
15 posts
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He's Clearly on a Mission
I’m back.  The boy got to the netbook while I was warming his bottle.  In just under a minute he got to it, disabled the internet, flipped the display upside down and smashed off two of the keys. via Dudeguy a half-hour after he suddenly disappeared from our gchat
Mar 30th
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Everyday, B...
Teething Playing with tags Rolling Watching Seinfeld and Drag Race upside down Hitting everything with Sophie Stalking the cats Gnawing on mommy’s face
Mar 28th