Hoggie was in his crib chirping and playing…
I was playing chess on my phone…
I looked up, and he was standing in the crib, naked as can be.
He had torn off the diaper and dropped it on the floor.
I took him to the toilet, thinking that might be it.
He’s a streaker.
Housewives of the world, beware.
The kid has jokes…and nudist tendencies.