The Quickening

For some reason, I thought pregnancy was supposed to be a wonderful, joyous time...ummm...yeah, no.

Sir...

  • Dudeguy: I put the stone age fertility goddess statue on your night stand. She's actually a candle.
  • Me: why did you do that? LOL
  • Dudeguy: I even lit her and let the smoke and mystical emanations work their way into your things.
  • Me: umm...
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