The Quickening

My baby hates the idea of a potential new sibling so much he’s taken to writing horrible reviews of his mother’s uterus on tripadvisor.

mybabyisaverage:

“And yelp!”, my baby yelped.

HK has made it plain that he has no intentions of parent-sharing with another child.  Consider my uterus closed for business. 

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