The Quickening

For some reason, I thought pregnancy was supposed to be a wonderful, joyous time...ummm...yeah, no.

The boy just went to sleep. He gave the diaper a big splat of pooh, broke two of my glasses from Ikea and now is sleeping like an angel.

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-Dudeguy.

This is what happens when you EC part time.  Babies know the difference.  LMAO.