The Quickening

For some reason, I thought pregnancy was supposed to be a wonderful, joyous time...ummm...yeah, no.

The Four Baby Humors

I spend every waking moment of my life with at least 2 of them on me.  

What are the Four Baby Humors?  Aside from a nod to the other Four Humors?

Simple; drool, spit-up, pee, and poop.  

And yes.  That first sentence still stands.  Every waking moment.  At least 2 of them.